I recently sent a package of stickers and small gifts to Canada. Before I did, I very responsibly () checked the Postal Explorer to make sure I wasnât mailing anything prohibited by my northern neighbors. (My proud Ontarian grandparents would surely come back as ghosts to scold me if I did.)
Among the prohibited/restricted items were the usual suspects: radioactive materials, infectious material, firearms, etc. But there were also items that baffled me:
"An issue of a publication in which more than 5 percent of its total advertising space is primarily directed to a Canadian market and which indicates:
a. Specifically where goods or services may be obtained in Canada, or
b. Specific items or conditions relating to the sale or provision of goods or services in Canada."
Huh. I didnât quite understand how materials advertising Canadian goods and services would be a prohibited itemâŚin Canada, but I was wholly ignorant about the matter, so I moved on to:
ââŚall items used as dress ornaments and coming under the term âjewelryâ including articles of gold or other precious metal for personal use such as cigarette holders, cases, powder cases, card cases, opera glasses, fountain pens, watches, etc., are permitted in insured parcels provided the articles have value not over $5 U.S.â
(This made a bit more sense, although that particular assortment of items led me to imagine that Canada Post once endured a legal scandal centering on the lost belongings of an Edwardian-era socialite. My imagination ran wild.)
Curiously, I searched for other countriesâ postal no-nos that are notable in some way, be they intriguingly specific, a little quirky, or downright puzzling to me without further context or explanation. (Please note: my intent was not, and is not, to judge; I am genuinely curious as to how some of these came to live on the postal naughty list of a particular country.) Below is a sample of my findings. If you see your country and think, âHey, I know why you canât mail almanacs to Denmark!â, please enlighten me! Otherwise, gaze in wonderment with me at what youâre NOT supposed to mail:
Australia
Seditious literature
Goods bearing the name âAnzacâ (is it relevant that itâs not written as an acronym here?)
Bahamas
Skimmed milk in tins
Bangladesh
Quinine, colored pink
Botswana
Flypaper
Brazil
Primary educational books not written in Portuguese
Bulgaria
âMusicalâ cards that play a sound recording when opened (also prohibited in Cuba and Qatar; these always startle me, anyway )
Costa Rica
Dual-graduation feeding bottles
Denmark
Almanacs (except for single copies) that do not bear the University almanac stamp
Ecuador
All maps showing the territory of Ecuador with incorrect boundaries (I applaud this dedication to accuracy)
Germany
Articles bearing political or religious notations on the address side
Melatonin
Guatemala
Gardenia plants and seeds (very specific)
Police whistles
Iraq
Binoculars
Israel
Cigarettes exceeding 600 (I would hate to be the postal worker tasked with counting a shipment of exactly 600 loose cigarettes from a prankster)
Italy
Albums of any kind (of photographs, postcards, postage stamps, etc.)
Artificial flowers and fruits and accessories for them
Bells and other musical instruments and parts thereof
Clocks and supplies for clocks
Coral mounted in any way
Footwear of any kind
Haberdashery and sewn articles of any kind, including trimmings and lace; handkerchiefs; scarves; shawls, needlework including stockings and gloves; bonnets, caps, and hats of any kind
Leather goods
Nutmeg, vanilla; sea salt, rock salt; saffron
Postage stamps in sealed or unsealed First-Class Mail International or First-Class Package International Service shipments
Ribbons for typewriters
Toys not made wholly of wood
Japan
Hoverboards or gyroboards
Luxembourg
Postcards embellished with fabrics, embroidery, metal, spangles, or similar materials () except in sealed envelopes ()
New Zealand
Artwork including paintings, sculptures, and of other works of art
Magnets and magnetic material, such as refrigerator magnets
First aid kits
Keys
Paraguay
Plastic toys
Stockings and socks except those made of jersey
Wool blankets
Peru
Drinks manufactured abroad under the brand name âPisco"
Singapore
Advertisements for charms, amulets and talismans (not the charms themselves?)
Sri Lanka
Paper and writing products (envelopes, ink, pencils, pens, erasers, chalk, etc.)
UK
Christmas crackers/poppers (understandable, yet disappointing )
Uganda
Japanese shaving brushes
(USPS Postal Explorer as of 12 November 2020)