No, joking about the Klingon Empire brings dishonor upon your house.
Has anyone from the Audubon Society ever talked to you about your “hole punch”? (You don’t want to mess with those people).
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Who said I was joking?
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Certainly not me, especially when you’re pointing a Bat’leth letter opener in my direction.
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Audubon shot countless birds so he could draw them. I think I’m alright. 
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In that case, if anyone ever asks me if they can draw my portrait, I’ll have to respectfully decline, just in case.
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Yes, but has your letter opener had his rabies shots?
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That particular model only requires vaccines for myxomatosis and viral hemorrhagic disease.
Rabies shots are recommended for the Deluxe Edition (only available in the UK):
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I’d greatly appreciate it if you didn’t use terms like “myxomatosis” and “viral hemorrhagic disease” in my presence. It only makes me dizzy.
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That bunny is adorable! 
I shall require one for the office, just in case of letters.
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And no one would dare steal him, either. He might be carrying myxomatosis.
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A letter opener seems like a good recommendation. I just run my finger flat against the crease and it works fine. I must have a sharp finger.
I cut through the crease with a knife. Just avoid struggling with the glued paper.
@Cassiopheia
Where you got this Klingon one? Please tell me that I can still get it! 
Need to be ready for Romulan 
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